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I laughed so hard I gave myself an asthma attack. 

By the way, this can be found on Amazon.

“Pasadena Pool Float.”

One reviewer says they tried it, but it sucked all the water out of the pool. Beautiful.



The comments on Twitter are enough to pull anyone out of a cranky mood.

“What’s the absorbency level on this thing?” @fanmomaf asked.

“If you don’t want to lose this on the pool deck, just pull off the adhesive strip on the back and attach it to your chair!” @bmmcgar suggested.

“I’ll wear my red swimsuit to complete the cosplay,” @wordblender wrote.

“Has someone made the surfing the crimson wave joke yet?” @elephantista asked.

“I suppose the Management just went with the flow,” @val_kudirka joked.

“Alternative theory – it was designed by a woman who was sick of the men in her family stealing all the pool float,” @verysimple responded.

Is there a model with wings?

i legit stared at this trying to figure out what the hell it was and what it was supposed to do–like, it didn’t occur to me that it was supposed to just be a pool float. i was like–maybe it’s a … cushion to lie on while you’re on your period???  

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Such a powerful statement! 
Something that was deeply offensive to most of the cultures the Vikings encountered was that Vikings didn't worry too much about fidelity, even the women could shag around, and their husbands happily accepted the children as their own even if they knew they weren't the father.

The reason was quite simple. Keeping a child alive was difficult back then so any child that survived was a miracle, and people wanted big families, so if your wife had a child it was your right as the husband to keep it. The other loser could mob around with one child less to his name.
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Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

White men being insecure since forever.

Can I add ‘If we give women the freedom to have abortions they’re not going to use any kind of birth control method and they’re going to traumatize themselves by murdering baby after baby in their own wombs’

and ‘If we stop teaching abstinence-only and start actually educating students about their bodies and sexuality, girls will become sex crazed and morally corrupt and it will be the downfall of society’

and ‘if a woman became president she’d start ww3 as soon as her period came’.

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thanks! the had some frivol stuff in these times but still it was too explicit I thought on first sight. But I didn't spend a second thought on it or even proved it. Good to know though!
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Einfache Zyklusbeobachtung – wie geht das?

In letzten Beiträgen rund um PMS wurde die Zyklusbeobachtung öfter erwähnt und da haben wir gedacht, dass es dazu unbedingt einen Text geben sollte, der das Ganze mal aufgreift und erklärt, wie man ganz einfach damit anfangen kann.
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Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance


Let us appreciate that this is made of marble! I couldn’t make that out of clay.

I see tiny lil dicks all over the place but this is the first time I have ever seen a statue figure with a vagina. I need more of this in my life

i have NEVER seen a statue with an actual vagina. the most i’ve seen is your standard nude woman statue with her legs clamped shut. this is boss.

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Ausmalbild Uterus – Vorlage umsonscht zum Download hier.
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Misogyny. Meanwhile, where’s OUR app to tell us how many women they’ve slept with, how many kids they got and don’t take care of, or how many women they’ve left sexually frustrated?

Please and thank you

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

men LOVE to talk shit about women who are sexually active, while feeling like GODS for sleeping with as many women as possible 

if you think a woman is spoiled after being touched, maybe you should take a look at your own damn hands

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

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meine sagte immer "Mama hat ihre Tage", und ich hab bis etwa 9-10J wirklich nicht verstanden, was sie damit meint, aber man fragt nicht nach, weil man glaubte, zu verstehen. Dachte das sei eine poetische Art auszudrücken, dass man zu miese Laune hat, um schwimmen zu gehen, und sich in einer Art temporärer Leidensphase befindet, bei der man auf jedenfall vermutlich Kopfschmerzen haben muss, und die eben immer ein paar Tage geht, und immer genau dann, wenn man ins Schwimmbad geht, jaja...
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Want more info? Here ya go: 


This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 


Sex redefined

“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”

More on anti-trans arguments as bad science

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